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WHO ARE YOU & WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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I AM A GRUMPY SIPPER
I WANT TO BUY YOUR
DELICIOUS COFFEE
TO DRINK AT HOME

THIS WAY, SHOPPER

I AM A GRUMPY POURER
I WANT TO SELL YOUR
DELICIOUS COFFEE
IN MY SHOP

THIS WAY, OPERATOR

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Shop Online

A range of coffee beans and grinds to satisfy the grumpiest of mules. We also have a huge range of Grumpy merchandise for the fashionable mule.

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Sell Grumpy Mule

Sell Grumpy Mule

Like the cut of our jib? Want to tart up your outlet with all things Grumpy Mule? Of course you do.

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Brew It Right

Brew It Right

Making the perfect cup of coffee isn’t easy. But it’s also not as hard as some people make out. Just follow the Mule’s rules.

HOW TO BREW

Why So Grumpy?

Here is a mule who wants to look on the bright side of things. He does. He’s tried really hard to be that little ray of sunshine, to be fine with it all.
But he’s not really that type. THE MERE SIGHT OF ROBUSTA BEANS OR INSTANT COFFEE CRUMPLES HIS BROW AND CLENCHES HIS JAW.
After all, good coffee is never a matter of taking it easy – flavour doesn’t just ‘turn up’. It needs to be cultivated by expert growers, coaxed by OBSESSIVE roasters, and given the ‘hooves up’ by the fussiest critic there is.

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Pretty excited to see how my cold cascara drink turns out!! If all well the team should be in for a treat tomorrow!

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