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Epic. Seasonal. Crafted.

Introducing our Roast to Order range, delivered straight to your door.

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When we pour, we reign.

Pro tips, so everyone can be a coffee making genius

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A range of coffee beans and grinds to satisfy the grumpiest of mules. We also have a huge range of Grumpy merchandise for the fashionable mule.

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Brew It Right

Brew It Right

Making the perfect cup of coffee isn’t easy. But it’s also not as hard as some people make out. Just follow the Mule’s rules.

Why So Grumpy?

Here is a mule who wants to look on the bright side of things. He does. He’s tried really hard to be that little ray of sunshine, to be fine with it all.
But he’s not really that type. THE MERE SIGHT OF ROBUSTA BEANS OR INSTANT COFFEE CRUMPLES HIS BROW AND CLENCHES HIS JAW.
After all, good coffee is never a matter of taking it easy – flavour doesn’t just ‘turn up’. It needs to be cultivated by expert growers, coaxed by OBSESSIVE roasters, and given the ‘hooves up’ by the fussiest critic there is.

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A huge range of Grumpy merchandise for the fashionable mule.

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Grumpy thoughts, scribbles and notes.

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