The mule's
monthly pick

Your monthly ticket to mind-blowing flavour.
A new coffee every month
Speciality micro-lots
Freshly roasted
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Coffee on another level

The Mule Subscription takes your daily brew up a notch. The Mule’s sniffed out the belters - small-batch beauties with knockout flavour.

Each month brings a new origin to broaden your mug horizons. Roasted fresh, hoofed fast - every bag’s a kick-ass coffee that’ll have your taste buds doing cartwheels.

What's this month's coffee
 
The Mule's Pick

The Mule's pick

£9.95

The Mule picks, you sip.

You choose your pack size and grind, and leave the rest to this stubborn Mule. No contracts, no nonsense – you’re the boss of your brew.

Pack size:
Wholebean or ground:

 
This month's coffee
FESTIVE BLEND
“From all of us in Yorkshire, have a kick-ass Christmas. May your mug be ever-full (of the good stuff)”
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We’ve crafted our best-ever festive blend, and it’s a proper cracker. This is our Fireside Fix – a warm, moreish cup built from three exceptional origins, perfect for cosy festive moments.

First up, Brazil’s Andrea Costa lot from the Chacaro Santo Antonio farm provides a smooth, coating backbone with notes of macadamia and rich chocolate truffle. It's a true family
legacy, rooted in proper know-how.

Next, from Guatemala’s Ayarza region, an anaerobic natural lot brings a bright, tropical, and slightly boozy kick, adding a layer of proper complexity.

Finally, Kenya’s Kii AB lot, grown by around 80 smallholder producers, ties it all together with a bright, juicy touch of blackcurrant and dates. It’s a sparkling finish that properly lifts the whole blend.

Back here in Yorkshire, we’ve roasted them to create a harmonious balance—bold yet smooth, complex, and dangerously easy to drink.

Brazil
Guatemala
Kenya
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You’ve got the reins
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free delivery
Letterbox-friendly, no legging it to the shop.
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Roasted fresh
For flavour kicked up to eleven.
Follow the mule
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Earlier stop:
Costa Rica
Previous stop:
Peru
This month:
Festive Blend
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Learn as you drink

With tasting notes, brew tips and origin stories in every single pack.

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Feel good with every bag coming in recyclable packs

Subscription FAQs

What kind of coffee will I get?

Not your average speciality stuff. The Mule sniffs out small-batch beans with big flavour, roasted fresh and full of character.

Each month features a different coffee - a new origin, a new story, a new brew to get stuck into. You’ll travel the coffee belt from Central and South America to Africa and Asia, one mug at a time.

Our coffees are graded 84+ on the SCA scale, meaning clean, complex, high-quality beans that taste a cut above your supermarket shelf. Every batch is traceable and small-scale - often from a single producer or a group of smallholder farmers. Some months you’ll get a single origin, other times a carefully crafted blend - always roasted to bring out its best flavour.

Is it ethically sourced?

Always. The Mule only works with people and organisations that share our values - fair pay, transparency, and respect for the planet.

We’ve built long-term relationships with co-ops and growers who go the extra mile for their communities and the land they farm.

How do I sign up?

Pick your pack size, choose your grind (or choose whole bean), and let the Mule do the rest. We’ll hoof fresh coffee to your door like clockwork.

Can I choose how often I get coffee?

Yep. You’re in charge of how often the Mule trots up to your door - every 1, 2, 4, 6 or 8 weeks. Pick what suits your mug habits, and we’ll keep the beans coming right on schedule.

Do I have to create an account?

Yep. Keeps things tidy so you can manage, pause or cancel without chasing us down the paddock.

When will my first bag arrive?

We roast to order and get it out the door sharpish - usually within 1–2 working days. Before you know it, your kitchen will smell like the Mule’s roastery.

Is delivery really free?

It is. And letterbox-friendly, so no waiting around for the postie.

Can I change my delivery address?

Course you can. Just log in and update your details before the next roast heads your way.

On what date on the month does that coffee change?

The 1st of each month brings a brand-new coffee to your subscription.

When do I get charged?

You’ll be charged when you place your first order, and then again on each renewal date after that. Simple as that - no sneaky extras or surprises.

Can I skip a delivery?

Absolutely. Going on holiday? Cupboards full? Skip a round - the Mule won’t sulk.

Can I pause or cancel anytime?

Deffo. You’ve got the reins. Pause, cancel or start again whenever you fancy.

Can I change the coffee I get?

Each month the Mule picks one cracking coffee for everyone - no choosing, just great brews discovered for you.

How do I update my grind preference?

Easy. Log in to your account, pick your grind, and the Mule will take it from there. Need a hand choosing?

• Fine: Espresso machine
• Medium: V60, Clever Drip, Stovetop, AeroPress
• Coarse: Cafetière or cold brew

Whatever your brew method, there’s a grind that fits best.

How long should I rest my coffee before brewing?

Coffee resting refers to the time freshly roasted beans need to reach a stable state before brewing. Straight after roasting, beans release CO₂, which can get in the way of proper extraction and mute the flavours.

As a rule of hoof:
• Filter brews (like V60, Clever Drip, AeroPress or cafetière) are usually ready after 3–7 days.
• Espresso prefers a bit longer - around 7–14 days.

Darker roasts settle faster. Lighter ones take their time. A little patience pays off - once rested, the flavours even out, the sweetness shines, and the taste comes through just right.

These are just guidelines - every coffee’s got its own personality. Some are friendly and open up right away. Others are a bit more stubborn about showing their best side. Timing (and your own taste) might vary, so be patient, be curious, and have a bit of fun experimenting.

Can I use discount codes on subscriptions?

Some work, some don’t - depends on the offer. We’ll tell you up front if it applies.

Can I give the Mule Subscription as a gift?

Not quite yet - but we’re working on it. For now, you can send coffee to a different address (just note the emails and account details will still come to you).
Whoever’s on the receiving end will think you’re a legend either way.